Farting is great.
Now you can blow ass whenever you want! This new product from Under Tec, a company that has devoted itself to fart containment technology, is right on the cutting edge. What’s a better way to disguise your farts then to wear undies that look like you are packing a turd? This from the creator:
The new 2nd Generation Under-Ease underwear for flatulence is made with the same quality design and soft materials as the original Under-Ease, and is manufactured in the U.S.A. 2nd Generation Under-Ease is made from Fabuthane Laminated Polyester fabric with a breathable film allowing the transport of heat and moisture from the inside to the outside of Under-Ease by the process of diffusion.* Fabuthane can also act as a barrier to bacteria and viruses.
*Diffusion is the net transport of molecules from an area of higher concentration to one of lower concentration.
I think this is an idea that I can really get behind!
