BEARS! Blood thirsty, murderous, killer BEARS! Campers… Please… Heed this warning: BEARS WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP! Do you want to know what bears call sleeping bags? Wrappers. That’s right campers. Those massive killing machines see you as nothing more than a delicious Snickers bar wrapped up in your soft, downy shell – they are hungry, and they won’t wait! And let me tell you, that sleeping bag will be your death sentence if ever you fall victim to a BEAR! You can’t run. You can’t hide. You can only DIE – unless, that is, you happen to be adorning one of these (See Above) awesome Lippi Selk Full Body Sleeping Bag’s. In that case, you can run circles around those dumb, slow BEARS! This from the Product Page:

The Lippi Selk All In One is the ultimate full body sleeping bag that you can wear! This new concept retains the functionality of the traditional sleeping bag whilst introducing, Fun, Comfort and most importantly mobility.

Ideal for summer festivals and a fantastic choice for everyday camping this clever sleeping bag keeps you warm all night and makes for no extra carriage on the way home simply because, you wear it! This really makes for a sleeping bag to top all sleeping bags!

If you don’t get one of these. You will die by bear. It’s that simple.

Here’s a link to the Product Site via Random Good Stuff