This one of a kind item is as awesome as it is impractical. Every Dad would love to look stupid toting this thing around, and on rainy days this product promises to double your chance of being struck by lighting! A must have for any golf enthusiast!

$65 from MoMA

Is your Dad a gear head? Always poking around the garage when he should be poking around your mom *wink*. Then here you go! Fathers day just got coastered!

$42 from Cool Material

Is your Dad the Natural Born Killer type? I know mine is. So why not help satisfy his blood thirst this Fathers Day with the totally Awesome blade from Manticuda. Look at that fucking thing. Holy Shit man. Holy Shit.

Only $275 from Cool Material

No garage is complete without one of those awesome wheely deal toolboxes…
that turns into a mother flippin’ refrigerator!

This is a must have for any Dad. I don’t care if your Dad is a total nerd who doesn’t even own a flat-head screwdriver. He still needs this. Why you ask? Because, this is perfect. It starts out looking like something cool – a toolbox, but then, on closer inspection it becomes something even cooler. This is the exemplification of what any guy wants. Cool to the power of Awesome. Five stars. Two boners up. Best gift ever.

$345 spanks from Homewetbar.com