Ouch! What was that? Oh, just a Meteorite. No Biggie.

I have heard some crazy stories in my time but never anything like this. Some kid, one Gerritt Blank age 14, I think he's German... Anyway, he was walking to school and saw a big bright light in the sky. Then WHOOSH! meteored! Right in the hand! Can you believe that? Now for the rest of his life, whenever some hot German chick asks him where he got that scar oh his hand, he gets to have sex with that chick cuz he has the most badass scar story in the Universe:

“At first, I only saw a big, white ball of light. Then, my hand hurt, and then it slammed into the street,” he told daily Westdeutsche Allgemeine Zeitung. “After I saw the white light, I felt something on my hand.”

The result was a 10-centimetre burn on the back of his left hand, but Blank knew something special had happened to him.

“I thought the meteor struck me, but it could also be a result from the heat as it went by me,” he said.

After the intial shock, Blank looked at the glowing rock the left a sizable crater in Brakeler Wald Street. He then took the iced tea from his school lunch and doused his glowing pebble and took it to school with him.

I wouldn’t have wasted my iced tea on that. I would have pissed on it. Who gets the opportunity to pee on a glowing hot meteor and decides iced tea it the better choice? Lame.

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