I have been looking into the lucrative are of the paparazzo and I have noticed one indisputable truth… no one ever suspects the juice box. Hey, Britney! Come here and sit on this juice box! I swear, it’s not a camera . That’s right, Miss Spears, right on the box… CLICK! Money in the bank!

This from the Product Page:

It’s a juice box, with a lens. All new from FUUVI, Juice Camera is covered with a juice box outfit. The straw is actually the camera button. It uses the original 35mm film allowing the user to develop it at any camera shop. This simple box shape camera captures images with a unique effect. Designed for outdoor purpose, or maybe for a paparazzi.

Who would have guessed that a picture of super-star ass is only worth a measly $7.50? Oh well, I guess that’s what I get when I am trying to sell Pap pics at an elementary school playground… oh – hello officer.