I share a bathroom with my girlfriend, so this item makes perfect sense to me. I have always hated having to go pee because it’s sooo noisy. Every time I go to tinkle, which I consider a private and personal matter, I know that she is outside the door, listening and judging. “That noisy peer” She is thinking “I fucking hate him”. Now, I can just kneel down, like an idiot, and pee from my knees. Do you hear that? No, you don’t. Silence is golden, a golden shower that is. I love you Pee Without Noise Stool.

Here is what they have to say for themselves:

You could sit, but not only is that unbecoming a man, you also risk splashing the rim. Enter the Pee Without Noise stool. Kneeling on its soft cushions positions you at the exact right height to land your stream in the bowl at a much-reduced velocity and volume level. This simple, elegant tool could save your dignity, your relationship, or even your life (if there’s a robber in the house but you just have to go)!

Found it here.