A couple of my friends went out hoggin’ this past weekend. If you don’t know what hoggin’ is I’ll explain it: Hoggin’ is when you go out on the town with the sole intention of bedding the largest, fattest sow possible. It’s kind of like a bass fishing competition, but with real human emotions involved. Needless to say they did great. I woke up in the morning and found a couple of deuce-to-deuce-and-halfers stomping around the kitchen looking for food. But they could have really cracked the foundation of the house if they had used this secret weapon:

The big girls can’t resist the bacon. It’s kind of like AXE, but with a different outcome.



















