Megan Fox: “Hey Shia, Do you want to slap my Awesome Bewbies around for a while?”
Shia LeBeouf: NO, No? NONONONO. NO! No! NO!NO!NO!NO!
Megan Fox: Oh, sorry. I didn’t realize you were rehearsing.
Shia LeBeouf: It’s Ok. You’re hot and stupid. Now lets see those boobs!

See, I could have written Transformers.

Thanks BEN Q. for the hot lead. Good luck with the Pyramid Scheme