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Why does Russia have all the best competitions? I mean really, the Worlds Strongest Vagina Competition? That seems as American as McDonald’s Apple Pie, but we have to go to Russia for that kind of action? Here is the whole article from Mosnews.com:
A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.
“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”
The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.
“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.
“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.
Why wasn’t this televised? Why am I having to find out about this competition AFTER it happens? They show those stupid ‘Worlds Strongest Man’ things like EVERYDAY. “Hey look at me, I can lift a rock up over my head.” BIG DEAL! What this reporter wants to see is someone picking up a tiny glass ball – with their Vagina.
From mosnews.com via FARK
