I’m no physical ed teacher, but isn’t this a bad idea? I have seen Stargate the Movie and every episode of SG-1 (RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON. HUNK ALERT) so I know that every time you activate a Stargate something bad happens. Plus… They make these just big enough to hold a drink and just small enough stick you penis through! You know what happens when you start firing up Stargates after a long night of drinking strawberry daiquiris with the guys? You start flashing your wanger at the sand people from another dimension! Then they flash you back. Then it’s ON! INTERGALACTIC SWORD FIGHT!
