Pictured here is Aditya Dev – the smallest body builder in this puny, pathetic galaxy – and his owner Gusto. I’m just kidding, he’s not his owner, maybe just his handler. His name probably isn’t Gusto either, but if I were him I would go by Gusto because just look at him. Gusto for sure. Anyways, this little muscle man here is only 33 inches tall but he tilts the scale at an impressive 9.2Kg. Impressed? You should be. If your not this little guy is going to sneak into your room at night, quiet as cat, and piss right in your mouth. Check out his shoes. Where can I get a pair of those and I wonder if they make them in human sizes?

Oh yeah. Flex it, Aditya! You da’ man!