Loading ...The many highways and byways of the world are filled with many different types of cars and lots of different kinds of people. Which one are you?
Do you drive a…
Minivan?
If you drive a Minivan, chances are you used to have a cool car that you would use to get the girls, then you got a girl, now you have a Minivan. Funny how that happens, huh?
The Classic Van?
This bad boy screams “King of the Road”. Unfortunately, it also screams “Wanted in Four Counties for Sexual Misconduct” – Oh well, that just comes with the territory. Everybody wants to tear you down when you’re on top. You bought this bad-boy back in 88′ so that any time you got a case of that ‘white line fever’ you could blow town and hit the open road – came in handy didn’t it? The Man will never tie you down.
Small Pick-Up Truck?
You are a get-’er-done kinda guy, but you don’t want more than you need. You are concerned about gas mileage, but you also need a place to transport your table saw. You want to seem useful, but you don’t want friends to call you when they need help moving.
Lifted/Modified Pick-Up Truck?
I am an Asshole. I want everyone to know that I am an Asshole. If anyone wants to get into a confrontation with me regarding the number of parking spaces I use, changing lanes with no signal, going out of turn at a four-way stop or having their daughter my truck – please, be prepared to have that conversation with an Asshole. Oh, btw, BBQ at my place this Sunday.
S.U.V.?
You probably bought one of these back in the glory days before the whole “Green Movement” took hold. You have a family and need the space but you would never be caught dead in a minivan. Go ahead and run that Prius off the road for smugly waiving you to go out of turn at the four way stop in front of the Co-Op Grocery Store. He deserves it.
Classic Car?
You have style, you have class. You drive a car that echos back to a less complicated, easier time. Keep doing your thing. The world needs more just like you.
Muscle Car
Hold on loosely, but don’t let go. If you squeeze to tightly. You’re gunna loose control. This car says, “I have balls. never ever going to be in a Minivan. Ever.”
Small, Inexpensive Sports Car
What you think it says about you: “I am having fun.”
What other people think it says about you: “You are a blowhard.”
Green Car
We get it. You are saving the world. Your daily carbon-foot print is smaller than mine. This doesn’t give you the right to smugly waive me out of turn at an intersection. You are a dick and I hate you for it.
Super Futuristic Compact Car
You probably bought this car because you saw it and thought to yourself, “That is the car of the future!” But the sad reality is that in the future cars will look nothing like this. This is a car that exists today. How can the car of the future be on today’s roads? In the future this car will look like an old car, and if you are driving one people will laugh at you, just like they do today.
1999 Toyota Corolla
This little head-turner says so much about the owner. Whomever drives this little beauty obviously has their shit together. They want the perfect balance of style and comfort with out sacrificing performance. Enough style to get you noticed but not so much to be overwhelming. Yes, this is the most practical car on the planet. If you drive one, you know the feeling – its the feeling of being perfect.
