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$600 sweet dudes? (capitol hill)
Date: 2009-08-07, 1:24PM PDT
cool bro looking for mutual bros for our bro-ings around town. must know sweet ninja moves for home defense, ownership of boats a plus
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Ninja seeks others
Date: 2005-03-31, 10:31PM EST
Mid-20’s, attractive male ninja seeks others for good times. I’m looking for other ninjas, male or female, to hang out and fight crime. Technically, I guess ninjas actually commit crimes. Samurais fight crime but ninjas are so much cooler looking. So we’ll just fight crime if that’s cool with you.
We can do other stuff besides hang out and fight crime. We can grab the occasional slice. Drink a tasty brew or two or three. I’m a musician in a band and we could really use a singer. We play rock music. So far we’ve been jamming on late 60’s/early 70’s rock standsrds. Led Zeppelin, Cream, Sabbath, etc. When we rock, we don’t dress like ninjas. You don’t have to wear your costume if you don’t want to except when we hang out.
It will be so cool hanging out with other ninjas. I’ve included a picture of myself. (In real life, I’m much more buff but it’s kind of hard to draw with MS Paint.) If you recognize me, please don’t give away my secret identity. I can’t take all the drama from my non-ninjafriends and family. They just don’t understand what it’s like to be a ninja.
*Thanks to Amanda for the Gay Ninjas find
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Woman Who Loves NINJAS!
Date: 2003-02-15, 10:35AM PST
it was yesterday (valentines day), at about 5 PM. You were inside of the liquor store on melrose. I went in to buy some batteries and to look at the adult magazines because im too cheap to buy them, and because my memory is so good.
you were buying:
donuts (package of six; powdered)
mineral or spring water (approx. 32 ounces or 750 ml in case youre european)
ciggeretes (hey they were lights! we all know that the full flavor ones are deadly but lights are filled with granola and herbs!)
I said “going to kick back and watch some ninjas movies eh?”
“what??”, you said.
Then I said: “thats the stuff i buy when im going to relax in front of a ninja movie”
you said: “hmm.”
Do you like ninjas, i asked.
Not really you said, but i could tell you were being cagey, just to make sure i was really a fan of ninjas and not some ninja poser.
Then you hurried out of the store with your bag, i followed you and when you started running i knew you were just testing my stamina and ninja locating powers. Im fast as shit huh? At the company picnic i hit a home run and then ran and caught it.
Then you jumped in your ninja mobile and since i walked to the store (its close to my house) my ninjamobile was a good distance away and my locating powers arent that superior yet to find you with that kind of head start.
So i was thinking youre probably regretting being so presumptious to think that my ninjamobile was nearby or that i had a grappling hook and could throw it at your car, i mean you ruined a good thing baby.
So heres your second chance, email me ok?
