Texts from last night

By Bath Captain | Published: August 13, 2009
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(312): I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star…

If you have not been to this site check it out – Lots of LOLz

TextsfromLastNight.c0m (link to best nights)

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One Comment

  1. Bathcaptain
    Posted August 13, 2009 at 12:24 pm | Permalink

    OMG read this one –

    812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber…I’m buying the engagement ring tomorrow

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