OMFG.
“The gods have been kind to us today. Here we have a first look at the new A&E reality series Steven Seagal: Lawman. Now that he’s run out of C-Level rappers to co-star with, Seagal has been moonlighting with a New Orleans Sheriff’s Department between film roles. And this fall we get to go on a ride along. Although the show is probably heavily staged, it’s still more exciting than the alternative idea they were tossing around, Steven Seagal: Catsitter.”
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