OMG Awesome. I was first introduced to the concept of “Bear Cavalry” on Highdeas -Bear Cavalry
“why didnt we ever domesticate the bear? 7 feet tall, 500 lbs. seems like a no brainer imagine being at the bottom of a hill with 50 soldiers on horses, and then seeing 20 guys coming down the hill on grizzly bears.”
Wow. Now on my search for more Bear Cavalry internet gold I came across some AWESOME BEAR CAVALRY pics. Lots of people talking crap on bear cavalry too.
Check em out after the more –>
BONUS! Whales on Stilts!
Double Bonus! Snipers in Bikinis
Triple bear cavalry Bonus!
JEDI BEAR!
Try Doug Seus’ best friend Bart on for size. At over 9′6″ and 1200 lbs, he was a beloved big kid to his human dad, Doug Seus. This famous thespian was a bottle fed orphaned Kodiak cub who was a gentle, loving giant and lived with Doug and Lynn Seus and his human siblings for over 23 years until tragically succumbing to cancer. I often wonder why more bears aren’t adopted by well-off human parents. Buffy, Brutus and others are examples of domesticated, and very beloved bear kids as their owners all refer to them as kids. Bears are highly intelligent. Research says they are as intelligent as the great apes. Thanks to darling Knut, lovely Flocke and spunky L’il Smokey, I have become an avid bear fan. These majestic yet endearingly charismatic creatures need our understanding and protection as they are misunderstood and abused all over the world. Let’s help ban vile Asian bile farms, Pakistani bear baiting and Indian bear dancing as well a trophy and harvest kill hunts. Hormone hunts are better for the bears. Hunters should arm themselves with seedlings rather than guns and plant drought resistant berry, nut and fruit trees and bushes in bear habitat to help them through lean years. They need all of our help.
typo: a should be as: as well as trophy and harvest kill hunts. etc
KILL THEM WITH FIRE! Karen, bear sympathizers like you are what’s wrong with America today. SHOOOT THEM! SHOOOOOT THEM! GO PENGUIN ARMY! You’re our only hope.
Penguins> Bear Calvary…
If you look at the picture, the riders have a PPsh 41 and an AK47. The penguins have m16s. While m16s do suck, they have longer range, which will kill the calvary before they get close.
Reply to Stephen Colbert: There are armies of bear lovers who are active all over the world. Finally bear dancing is outlawed in India. Those precious dancing sloth bears were mercilessly abused. Check out the plight of the dancing bears as well as the horrors Asiatic black bears endure in the bile farms. I think you should be fair to bears. There are very few fatal maulings considering the number of encounters between bears and humans and most of the time humans are at fault. Grizzlies are actually very docile if given half a chance. The Timothy Treadwell tragedy was caused by a situation that he knew should have been avoided. He returned after he generally had retreated to civilization and the fatal mauling is believed to have been caused by a declining , dreadful, nasty old bear that he didn’t like at all and vice versa. Several pounds of his remains were in the bear’s stomach after it was killed. Overall he had a great run with the grizzlies and they all were amiable and friendly and very tolerant of his presence. They are, after all, highly intelligent, and unlike many people, they save their energy for constructive, productive activities. This horrid monster that eventually devoured him and his hapless galpal was his nemesis from early on.
Ah, Penguin Panini.