In my downtime at work I thought it would be interesting to Google a few common and very plain words to see what weird awesome and random stuff it turned up… Here is what happened.

I first Googled “space” and while it did come up with a lot of what is to be expected, cool images of stars, planets and all that, then on page 2 this image popped up.

I give you the future of space toilets, either that or diapers, one of the two… Designed by the Japanese, it supposedly has sensors that detects when you drop a deuce or take a piss and activates rear suction and draws it away from the body. And they say that it’s going to be clean? To handle the left over mess it will actually wash and clean the wearer after each use. Now I won’t have to shower as often when I go to the moon next week

Hit the jump for a few more interesting finds.

Next I searched “Boat” and tons of images of this boat were on the first page.

This is the worlds fastest boat and it seems to have taken a page from Fight Club and is powered by fat, human fat collected via liposuction… Taking fat rich bastards and selling their own fat asses back to them to power their expensive yachts. Of course only a crazy guy from New Zealand could have come up with this.

After that “Train” gives us a blast from the past. A Russian experimental train using two jet engines and capable of speeds of up to 155 mph. And this was back in 70’s!

The two engines are from a 40 passenger jet plane and sparked even further experiments with jet’s on a boat. That resulted in a boat that could go about 60 mph on the water with passengers. Now if they had only discovered human fat as a fuel source like the they’d have set the fastest boat record back in the day…

And now for the Flesh shoe. After googling “Shoe” I expected to come across some fancy schmancy designer shoes and of course the shoe everyone knows about now with a CD player built into it. Didn’t expect to see an animatronic flesh shoe

Controlled by an MP3 player, the shoe’s toe and heel both raise slightly as it vibrates and pulses giving it that “alive” look and the actual shoe is made out of latex from molds of the creators on skin. Stapled and safety pinned together, this looks like the new line of Nike’s for the next Resident Evil movie.

And last but not least, “Vegetables” resulted in a number of veggie trays, colorful photos of random vegetables. But this, even if it is a photoshoped image, is hilarious.

Veggies arranged just right to make it appear like they are having sex0rz. I bet you never look at broccoli and carrots the same way again…