Ok. I am sick and tired of the rest of the world kicking our asses at EVERYTHING! Japan, I’m looking at you. You have better schools, sure I’m fine with that. More fuel efficient and affordable vehicles? Fine, take it. Better health care and job security? Whatever – it’s yours. Small, subservient women who look awesome in catholic girl uniforms? I want that, but I guess you had it first so keep it. But more awesomer LEGO skills? Uh- No. This is where I draw the line. This thing that you’ve engineered here is way too awesome! You have to smash it now! Can’t you just build a shitty looking house or a crappy air plane or something for once? You built A folding dojo that turns into a LEGO box? Seriously? You never quit, do you? Just take my dreams while you’re at it. ONLY IN JAPAN!
