Believe it or not, this is a real photo taken of the skies above Norway last night. Eye witness from all over the land of strangely named towns reported seeing this amazing and mysterious spectacle. Theories range from the CERN LHC creating an earth sucking black hole, to an arrant Russian missile, but I think I know what’s REALLY going on here…

I know an obscure Coneheads reference when I see one. Well played, Norway, well played indeed.

More pictures and the whole story from the Daily Mail HERE