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Brad Neely Special

If you unfamiliar with the work of Brad Neely, the creator of The Professor Brothers and Baby Cakes, I am very disapoint. Allow me educate:

You haven’t seen enough yet.
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These Guys Are Single?

I think Jeff will find someone.

OK Go Makes Awesome Video, Sheds Light on Record Label Tyranny

This is the video that the record labels don’t want you to see. It is Awesome.

OK Go – This Too Shall Pass from OK Go on Vimeo.

OK. I lied. They do want you to see it. But on their terms. In this extensive and very thought provoking open letter to the world posted on Gizmodo, OK Go’s front man Damian explains why their record label wont allow this video be played or embedded anywhere but YouTube. It’s the modern age struggle between art and money. Record labels need money, but the artists just want everyone to enjoy what they have created. The artist needs the label and the label needs the artist. In this case OK Go has found the great Vimeo loop-hole and allowed their video to be seen by the masses. Good for the artist, bad for the label. I think this is the coolest video I have seen in LONG time and you should post it where ever you can. You should also check out the letter on Gizmodo, but make sure to come on back now!

I Just Booked A Room For Two: Sandy Balls

Happy MLK Day. I Have A Dream Auto Tune

Enjoy yourselves. It’s a celebration, bitches.

New Hotness: Black and WTF

It was a simpler time, a better time. A more WTF time. Everyone likes a good WTF picture, right? And everyone also likes the nostalgia of a good, ol’ timey black and white photo as well, correct? Well what’s the next logical step? Black and WTF! an Idea so good, I’m really pissed that I didn’t come up with it! But not as pissed as this kid,

A few more after the jump

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Build it Yourself! Star Trek Phaser with real PEW PEW power!

Gentlemen, set your phasers to POP BALLOONS! Quick, get me a red-shirt to test this on…

You can build it yourself, if you have the desire to remain in virgin mode for ever. Here is a link to an awesome site that has instructions: Laser Pointer Forums If you build one, let us know how it works

Nobody Messes With the King

I’m not sure what set this guy off at this Burger King in Somewhere, UK but he is PISSED! He throws his drink at the window, then tries to toss his chair through the glass door. Good thing the King was there to throw the invisible clothes-line. Remember, if you’re going to check-swing a chair at a fast food restaurant you should make sure the floor isn’t greasy. Because if you fall on your ass you will end up on the internet. Also, listen to the guy at the end of the video. BWHAHAHA! WTF is he saying?

Believe it or not, this is a Milk Commercial: White Gold and Strawberry Summers

Awesome, right? You want to see more, right? Good news. There IS more. This is just ONE SCENE from an entire MOVIE about White Gold and his milky quest to save Miss Strawberry Summers from the clutches of some horrible evil milk stealing antagonist. I loved every minute of it. So go get a big plate of cookies and get ready to get your dunk on because milk is cool again.

THE BATTLE FOR MILKQUARIOUS

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Inside the Tube

Adventure photographer Clark Little risks life, limb and severe nipple chafage to bring us these awesome pictures from inside the tubes of cresting waves. They are stunning.

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Brick Stack Man Stacks Bricks Like A Man.

I used to have a job like this but instead of stacking bricks on my head I made sandwiches at Subway.

Lucy in the Sky is a Diamond.

The cracker jack squad of astrophysicists over at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics has discovered what they are claiming is a diamond at the center of a white dwarf star [read: failed rock star] that is approximately 2,500 miles across and weighs in at an astronomical 10 billion-trillion-trillion-carats. Here’s a snip of the article from the Daily Galaxy:

…The Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics has announced the discovery of a mass of crystallized carbon formerly known as star BPM 37093, now known as the biggest diamond in the galaxy, fifty light years away from Earth in the constellation Centaurus.

The star, named “Lucy” after the Beatles song, “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,” is estimated to be 2,500 miles across and weighs approximately 10 billion-trillion-trillion-carats – a one, followed by 34 zeros.

This creates a complicated situation for Yours Truly because I just convinced my girlfriend that the ring I bought her was, in fact, the largest and most delicious diamond in the Universe. And she believed me. Until she found the Ring Pop wrapper in my pocket. She had never heard of Ring Pops before.

Parrot AR.Drone Looks Awesome, iPhone controllable.

Hokai, So. It’s the year 2010. 2010! We are officially living in the FUTURE, people. Do you realize that in Robert Zemeckis’ timeless classic Back to the Future part II Doc and Marty travel to the year 2015? A scant five years from NOW. They have flying cars en mass and jackets that, in the presence of water, dry themselves. Now, I’m a doctor, not a physicist, but it seems to me that we are way behind in the area of awesome technologies that set us aside as a futurist society. I won’t get into my disappointment surrounding current hoverboard technology but you’d think we’d have at least created some really cool frickin’ toys by this point. This “quadricopter” looks promising. If they make one of these big enough for me and two Marsian babes to cruise in, then it will feel like the future.

Superman 4’s Lost Footage Should Have Probably Stayed Lost.

Because it sucks! Maybe I’m not remembering Superman 4 correctly but this doesn’t seem to make any sense at all. Why is the Geico caveman there? And why did he shave his beard? Is that the point Lex Luther’s trying to make? Being Superman is so easy a Caveman can do it? Because it’s not. Supermaning is super hard work. I know from experience. Doesn’t Gene Hackman look handsome though?

Another one with Superman fighting Not-so-Superman outside a Burger King after the jump if you’re bored enough to keep doing this kind of thing.

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Penguin Photobomb!

Nic Cage as Everyone is Awesome.

Get your photoshops ready because there is a new meme in town. Nic Cage is Everyone. It’s simple… you just cut and paste Nicolas Cage’s face onto the body of some other pop culture icon and *PRESTO* Nic Cage is everyone! Hours of fun.

A few of my favorites after the MORE

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