Pretty sweet day
Here is last issue
This is some really PWNing work,
“Daniel Simon, God bless his skills and imagination, is the coolest concept vehicle designer this side of Saturn’s rings. The future itself can’t help but shrivel and scuttle into a corner when this mighty artist enters the room. Yes! the Future itself feels intimidated, knowing that it will have to come up with something as radical and smooth as Daniel’s visions in a few hundred years.”
The cracker jack squad of astrophysicists over at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics has discovered what they are claiming is a diamond at the center of a white dwarf star [read: failed rock star] that is approximately 2,500 miles across and weighs in at an astronomical 10 billion-trillion-trillion-carats. Here’s a snip of the article from the Daily Galaxy:
…The Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics has announced the discovery of a mass of crystallized carbon formerly known as star BPM 37093, now known as the biggest diamond in the galaxy, fifty light years away from Earth in the constellation Centaurus.
The star, named “Lucy” after the Beatles song, “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,” is estimated to be 2,500 miles across and weighs approximately 10 billion-trillion-trillion-carats – a one, followed by 34 zeros.
This creates a complicated situation for Yours Truly because I just convinced my girlfriend that the ring I bought her was, in fact, the largest and most delicious diamond in the Universe. And she believed me. Until she found the Ring Pop wrapper in my pocket. She had never heard of Ring Pops before.
Get your photoshops ready because there is a new meme in town. Nic Cage is Everyone. It’s simple… you just cut and paste Nicolas Cage’s face onto the body of some other pop culture icon and *PRESTO* Nic Cage is everyone! Hours of fun.
A few of my favorites after the MORE
They don’t look very comfy but , Hey! neither is bungee jumping and even grandmas do that shit all the time!
“Cinderella might have had her glass slippers, but they were in no way as trippy as these “invisible” mirrored shoes. Created by Brazilian designer Andreia Chaves, they appear to almost disappear into their surroundings, using mirrors as a lo-fi way to turn your feet invisible. Something I know you’ve always dreamed of doing.”
I want to hang out with Jesus 2000. He kicks major ass and has the best parties. I heard he even has free wine. FREE WINE!!!
I have no idea either.
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