Legend Of Zelda Rap- 1986

Holy Morly that was horrible, although I really want a cheeseburger right now, 2 more after jump

OMG did he just come out of the closet?

Magic Herbs?  Wha?

Reminds me of the glue sticks that I used to gobble on in kindergarten… those little bastards may as well have been filled with butter too.

Ok. I am sick and tired of the rest of the world kicking our asses at EVERYTHING! Japan, I’m looking at you. You have better schools, sure I’m fine with that. More fuel efficient and affordable vehicles? Fine, take it. Better health care and job security? Whatever – it’s yours. Small, subservient women who look awesome in catholic girl uniforms? I want that, but I guess you had it first so keep it. But more awesomer LEGO skills? Uh- No. This is where I draw the line. This thing that you’ve engineered here is way too awesome! You have to smash it now! Can’t you just build a shitty looking house or a crappy air plane or something for once? You built A folding dojo that turns into a LEGO box? Seriously? You never quit, do you? Just take my dreams while you’re at it. ONLY IN JAPAN!

Gizmodo

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Just in case you happen to be keeping track of all the things that don’t need to be invented but still get invented anyways simply because Japan exists, you can cross this one off the list: a robotic tail that you wear around your waist and wags via a Wii nun chuck remote. Only in Japan!

Random Good Stuff

What is better then faking a room full of sniper deaths?  I dunno…  Pretty Damn mean though

I have no idea either.

Ninja Bunnies  Mega HO!!!  WTF.  There are so many Internet Phenomena out there that still surprise me…But hey who the hell doesn’t like Ninja Bunnies?  I was actually doing some regular Ninja research because I karate chop shit all the time and because I broke my hand trying to chop a salad for din din, Ninjas get hungry too you know.

I gave that salad a letter “H”!  Next time it needs a “Q”.

Wow you can even keep up @ NinjaBunny.com

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Are you one of those people who likes to tap their finger when they are feeling impatient? *tap tap tap* Well? Are you? *tap tap tap* If you are then there is good news from the robot technology front: The long awaited robo-finger tapper is finally complete, which is good because I have been waiting for it a LONG time *tap tap tap*

DVICE

Back in Community College I was the undisputed king of the Foosball Table. I’d take any challenger, man or woman, and make them cry as I smacked my balls into their goal all night long. That was before they closed the youth center though, now I have to play against people my own age and I haven’t won in quite a while… That’s why I’m so excited by this Robot Football game. It’s not like I’ll be any better at the game, but at least it has frickin robots!

DVICE

Not only is this the best commercial I’ve ever seen, it’s also the worst. How is something that makes you need to puke also supposed to make you want to eat noodles? Seriously, WTF did I just watch? Did I really just see some dude with a cheese head *PEW-PEW* curry sauce into some girls noodle bowl? Yes. Yes I did. Only in Japan!

Holy Taco