Plus the longest waterslide ever!
Hit the Vader For the Page it’s
Gentlemen, set your phasers to POP BALLOONS! Quick, get me a red-shirt to test this on…
You can build it yourself, if you have the desire to remain in virgin mode for ever. Here is a link to an awesome site that has instructions: Laser Pointer Forums If you build one, let us know how it works
Every knows all about Star Wars Kid, but did you know
“Three years later, Mr. Raza and his parents … reached an out-of-court settlement with the families of three former schoolmates they had sued for $351,000 in damages.”
Wow
Because it sucks! Maybe I’m not remembering Superman 4 correctly but this doesn’t seem to make any sense at all. Why is the Geico caveman there? And why did he shave his beard? Is that the point Lex Luther’s trying to make? Being Superman is so easy a Caveman can do it? Because it’s not. Supermaning is super hard work. I know from experience. Doesn’t Gene Hackman look handsome though?
Another one with Superman fighting Not-so-Superman outside a Burger King after the jump if you’re bored enough to keep doing this kind of thing.
Get your photoshops ready because there is a new meme in town. Nic Cage is Everyone. It’s simple… you just cut and paste Nicolas Cage’s face onto the body of some other pop culture icon and *PRESTO* Nic Cage is everyone! Hours of fun.
A few of my favorites after the MORE
Believe it or not, this is a real photo taken of the skies above Norway last night. Eye witness from all over the land of strangely named towns reported seeing this amazing and mysterious spectacle. Theories range from the CERN LHC creating an earth sucking black hole, to an arrant Russian missile, but I think I know what’s REALLY going on here…
I know an obscure Coneheads reference when I see one. Well played, Norway, well played indeed.
More pictures and the whole story from the Daily Mail HERE
Hey Gang. It’s me, SoapScum! I’m back! I know, I hate you too. Any who– I saw this video and it totally blew my mind. Like really blew it. How is this happening? These are BEARS! not people, but they seem to be enjoying the sport of ice hockey? And they seem to understand the basic rules and objectives. Mind blown. The only thing weirder would be if they were black bears. ‘Cuz everyone knows how black people feel about hockey. They love it!
Ford SHELBY vs CAMARO vs JEEP vs VAZ 2107 vs HELICOPTER -
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Just in case you happen to be keeping track of all the things that don’t need to be invented but still get invented anyways simply because Japan exists, you can cross this one off the list: a robotic tail that you wear around your waist and wags via a Wii nun chuck remote. Only in Japan!
What is better then faking a room full of sniper deaths? I dunno… Pretty Damn mean though
Will always be Awesome.
