Legend Of Zelda Rap- 1986
Holy Morly that was horrible, although I really want a cheeseburger right now, 2 more after jump
This is a $119 VICTORINOX 59593 Swiss Army 2GB Laser Pointer Jump Drive that will kill mad badgers (if your Chuck Norris), store those classified documents, and PEW some laser for a presentation.
Someone really used their noggin on this one.
Also,
look at this $99 Luke Skywalker (Episode VI) Stunt Lightsaber Replica,


I still feel bad for posting about “Nuking the Whales” earlier so..
“Celebrity PhA Floating Instrument Platform (FLIP) ship is a floating instrument platform and manned research vessel that is 355 feet long. The FLIP has been widely used to study the acoustics of whales and other marine mammals, the effects of seismic waves on the water, and heat exchange between the atmosphere and the ocean. It works by being towed out to sea and having one end submerged. The instruments and crew are located in a portion of the ship that remains above the surface of the ocean.”


These are a couple of LAME pc mods above just to grab your attention. This post is Really about “The Monster Barebone List.”
I was perusing Amazon when I came across - A $364,000 Monster Barebone System(+), Part 1
Some of the products include -
Intel Core i7 975 Extreme Edition 3.33GHz 8M L3 Cache LGA1366 Desktop Processor
Klipsch Reference Series RF-83 Home Theater Speaker System
The list author says:
“This list, as you see, goes for $363,971(+/-).
This list contains a system, with many components and peripherals, revolving around “The Monster Barebone”.
This is a fantasy(Gaming, Entertainment, Mult-Media, Movie/Video/Photo/Music Production) list, not a wish list or an actually owned list. Unless, by chance, I win the lottery… and I don’t even buy lottery tickets.
I put the products’ website urls to most of the items because it may help better understand each product.
Because the max. # of items per list is 40, I will be continuously adding to this list, so check out “A $364,000 Monster Barebone System(+), Part 2″.
Check it out here
Needless to say if anyone actually put this all together it would result in:

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… without the Whales part, DUH! I don’t have anything against whales… But I must say my favorite animal is the Penquin. mostly because they are so noble and technologically advanced


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“Tavis Coburn was recently hired to design the program covers for the British Academy of Film & Television Awards, and made this series of illustrations of the Best Picture nominees. They’re pretty amazing–especially considering the Golden Globes program covers were a crude drawing of breasts photocopied on canary yellow paper.”
“Silicon Valley doesn’t just produce innovative web companies — it’s also a mecca for the green tech boom. Bloom Energy, which launches officially on Wednesday, has built a refrigerator-sized box that can power your whole house.
Bloom Energy has actually been operating for 8 years, raising $400 million in funding from VCs including Kleiner Perkins (investors in Netscape, Amazon, Google and others). Its “Bloom Box” houses fuel cells that run on oxygen plus natural gas, landfill gas, bio-gas or even solar.
The company’s first customer was Google, which has been powering a datacenter on 4 Bloom Boxes for 18 months. Google’s boxes run on natural gas. eBay is also a customer — the company has 5 Bloom Boxes in San Jose, which it says have saved $100,000 in energy costs over 9 months.
The Bloom Box got its first TV appearance on CBS’ 60 Minutes tonight, which will no doubt drive interest in the launch. Look out for more news on Wednesday.
What do you think? Could Bloom Boxes power the future?”
via Mashable
I think Jeff will find someone.