Plus the longest waterslide ever!
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“It’s based on a Zotac IONITX-A-U motherboard, and is equipped with a Dual Core 1.6Ghz Intel Atom N330, an NVIDIA GeForce9400M on NVIDIA ION chipset and 2GB of DDR2 RAM. In comparison, the original NES had a 1.66 MHz CPU and 2KB of RAM, a thousand times less powerful than this HTPC.”
So in theory, you could load this thing up with an NES emulator and download all the ROMs you want and you could treat this just like an old NES. But this NES would also be able to surf the web and play videos. Not a bad upgrade! If you want it, it’s up for sale on Etsy now for $475. But hurry! This is a one-of-a-kind object.”

Cuz why not? Right?

“The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.
For example, when I read the sentence “I care about this alot,” this is what I imagine:”

I know awesome ms paint skills when i sees them. —-> LINK<—–



Well done.
“When I scroll down the page, the header and logo disappears”
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After the client received their first set of mock-ups for a Catholic church brochure with a beautiful oil painting on the cover, I received this message:
“Brochure looks great, but we’d prefer to use a photograph of Jesus instead of a painting”
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We can’t use this design at all. The background clashes with the trousers I’m wearing today.