I woke up feeling great this morning and eager to post some fun stuff. Instead, I’m going to post these pictures of Bowling teams, because I DO WHAT I WANT. And I’m bitter that nobody ever asked me to join a bowling team this year. Is it because my arms are too massive?
Hit the jump for more Bowling Team Classics!
If you think this is funny than you may want to get acquainted with your inner nerd-dom. Yes, I’m talking you to you, Mr. LoLBoT lover. And no, these really aren’t that funny.
8 bit drawings are great though, so says me, one of the Most Awesome Writers.
Hit the jump for more LoLBotness!
Is it weird that I can’t get this song out of my head?
I hate DOOSHBAGS, but lets be real here folks, because you knows I likes to keep it real, and lets agree that Douchebags should be drug out in the street and sharkied by the transients. If you don’t know what a sharkie is, well, lets just say you wouldn’t want one.
Hit the jump for more Douchebags- if you dare. They say if you stare at Douchebags long enough you will turn into one yourself. Handle the images with caution!!!
People look so awesome when they are singing. Oh, and they sound pretty good too but thats not what this post is all about- just how they look. Hopefully you’ll enjoy these as much as we do-
If not you are a nerd. Sorry but it had to be said, relax.
Hit the jump for more Sonic Splendor-
Definitely not real, but worth at least 4 laffs.
I’d start with the Prozac cuppycake, then eat Lady Buttercream, wash her down with the Ho Ho Runner, chomp down Blue Streak, dabble in some S&M, and then eat at least the top of Sprinkles for desert. Then I’d move on to some heavy chocolate milk sleeping. It would only be after I awoke from my slumber that I would finally have room for Fantaman- because don’t let that cuppycake’s shape fool you, that man should really be named “FATMAN”…. (because he’s a fatty)
Peep the other sweet art cars that make up the tasty cuppycake’s posse after the jump! (there is a shitload)
In case you are clueless about what the hell DDR is (which means you are probably pretty intelligent cool) it stands for DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Turns out this game is about as nerdy as it gets- in fact, even a total nerd would call someone a nerd for even owning one of these contraptions.
Questions:
Do pro DDR dancers get laid?
If so where can I purchase one?
Hit the jump for some serious DDR pwnage, a 5 year old with sweet moves, and the never before seen nerd sweat that truly does exist.
Make some popcorn, crack a few beers and keep your smot nearby, because your about to experience 11 minutes of total Mario Bros Pwnage. Make sure to watch the World 8 footage because this time Mario can do no wrong- flawlessness. I have a huge respect boner for whoever had the controller in their hand through this.
My boy D-Boz has the illest treehouse this side of the Mississippi, but due to the safety and sanctity of our hang out spot I can’t post pics or leak any information.
However, I can post these other gems from around the world. Hit the jump for more pics of treehouses that pwn your silly ground houses.
Huge props to big dog Robin for the tip on these gems here- I guess the story is that Zach Galifianakis got hired by a Vodka company to make a commercial. He said sure, except that he would be granted full creative license and could do anything he wanted. Turns out that he hired Tim and Eric to work on the piece with him, and I must say, this is certified, bonerfied, 100% Top Grade Internet GOLD.
Go after the jump for another-
Thanks to Robin, who enjoys a good Vodka in a Bathrobe anytime.
My boy Bubb Rubb is still rockin’ those sweet ass whistle tips on his whip. WOO WOOOOOOO!
You better watch this, these guys are so amateur. I bet the girl they ran over probably dropped about 10 LOL Biscuits before the couch slammed back into the dudes. Maybe.
I felt like a total NERD for about 10 minutes, but then I accepted it and moved on. Anime is definitely a bit on the Nerdy Asian side, but I’ll love it till the day I day for one reason- see it after the jump!
