Will always be Awesome.
Just watch, and learn.
Been hitting up Tecmo Super Bowl again lately, ballin’ it up 80’s style. Once you get it down, you can use Bo Jackson and just run circles around everybody for hours on end. Twenty+ years later the game still pwns, and so do these videos here. I love that these exist, my day just got VERY bright 
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This video is the truth- amen brothas.
NERD ALERT!
Researchers in Japan have calculated pi to over 2.5 trillion decimal places, more than double the previous world record set in 2002.
Led by University of Tsukuba professor Daisuke Takahashi, the research team performed the calculation using a massive parallel processing (MPP) supercomputer called the T2K Tsukuba System, which consists of 640 high-performance computers clustered together to achieve processing speeds of 95 teraflops (95 trillion floating-point operations per second). The supercomputer calculated pi to 2,576,980,377,524 decimal places in 73 hours 36 minutes.
By comparison, it took the previous record holders about 600 hours to perform their calculation (over 8 times longer than it took the T2K Tsukuba System). The previous record was set in 2002 when researchers from Hitachi and the University of Tokyo calculated pi to a little over 1.2 trillion decimal places.
The University of Tsukuba researchers, whose stated primary objective was to test the reliability and speed of their supercomputer, have submitted their results to the Guinness Book of World Records for official recognition.
Sounds like a special day for Math! Keep it up Asians, keep it up.
This guy is my hero. When people get ready for Halloween, most of them worry more about how sexy slutty they get to look (yes you ladies) or how tough and funny (thats right fellas). This guy had a much better idea- I’ll just build something that I could potentially go on a killing frenzy with, so that nobody will try and steal my candy, no not this year you mean bullies!
The flowers here are inorganic because they don’t grow. Don’t say I never taught you anything.
They are designed perfectly however, so you can look at these as if they were real, but seethrough and Computer Magic Fantastic. You can actually see the inner mechanics of the flowers, as well as the perfectly symmetrical manner in which they are built. Lovely.
The flower above is H. Annous, otherwise known as the Sunflower. The picture below is H. Rosa, which is a Rose silly.
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Watch this kid get headshotted- PEW PEW PEW! I pwn at paintballing, even though I’ve only been once, and I shot up my whole team by accident. I pwn so hard that even my team is not safe from my wicked paint ballz. I’m like, PEW PEW PEW, BLAM BLAM BLAM, buttshot!
Big Ups Barney, Your the fucking man.
I wanted to write something profound to describe the sensations I’m experiencing when I look at these beautiful space explosions (All of them are real pics taken from the Hubble Telescope). Instead, all I can say is:
SPACE BONER.
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Only watch after an ample clam bake.
It can have many meanings…
Some people have all the fun- because more danger equals more fun. Back in the day people used to do more dangerous things all the time. Nowadays, with our wussy ass regulations and tight wad rules, we just can’t live as dangerously as we would like. These pics are a homage to the good ol’ days, when I would slap death in the face and call him a pussy.
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I am now witness to the perfect commercial, as are you if you already watched the SUPER GEM of a video above. I wish somebody would have contacted me prior to the making of this commercial. I’ve been practicing my ass catching skills for years- one time I caught my cat trying to sneak in there, and boy, let me tell you, he’s not going to try that again anytime soon.
Sometimes, when I’m applauding, I’ll clap with my buns instead of my hands. Sometimes though, it sounds more like wet pharts than actual clapping but you get the idea. They call me the butt ninja. Would I lie to you?
Big Huge UBER Props to Geekologie who will always have a special place in my heart (and my butt, but don’t let me catch you in there)
