Back in Community College I was the undisputed king of the Foosball Table. I’d take any challenger, man or woman, and make them cry as I smacked my balls into their goal all night long. That was before they closed the youth center though, now I have to play against people my own age and I haven’t won in quite a while… That’s why I’m so excited by this Robot Football game. It’s not like I’ll be any better at the game, but at least it has frickin robots!
I know good style when I see it- obviously! I look in the mirror like everyday so I’m used to pwning the fashion world my bathroom. At least I thought so, until I found Gina’s Awesome Crochet on the internet and I’s like DAYMN. There ain’t no better Crochet’er this side of the Mississippi- check out these super dope tight threads.
Hit the jump for more badass crochet-
This shit is old news (yesterday, hello!!! get with the program!) but I still wanted an excuse to post this dope Mickey/Venom drawing.
Here’s to Spiderman singing ditties with Hannah Montana and the Jonas Bros. *sigh*
This video is the truth- amen brothas.
Watch this kid get headshotted- PEW PEW PEW! I pwn at paintballing, even though I’ve only been once, and I shot up my whole team by accident. I pwn so hard that even my team is not safe from my wicked paint ballz. I’m like, PEW PEW PEW, BLAM BLAM BLAM, buttshot!
I wanted to write something profound to describe the sensations I’m experiencing when I look at these beautiful space explosions (All of them are real pics taken from the Hubble Telescope). Instead, all I can say is:
SPACE BONER.
Click read more for intergalactic good times-
Only watch after an ample clam bake.
Huge props to big dog Robin for the tip on these gems here- I guess the story is that Zach Galifianakis got hired by a Vodka company to make a commercial. He said sure, except that he would be granted full creative license and could do anything he wanted. Turns out that he hired Tim and Eric to work on the piece with him, and I must say, this is certified, bonerfied, 100% Top Grade Internet GOLD.
Go after the jump for another-
Thanks to Robin, who enjoys a good Vodka in a Bathrobe anytime.
“I can’t tell if there really are 9000 cups here, but honestly, it doesn’t matter: this is clearly the most gargantuan game of beerpong that has ever been played, perhaps that ever will be played. They must have robbed a Solo Cup factory.”
Beer at a game like this must have been FLYING! Perfect opportunity for a Beer Sling. Drunk? Yes Indeeeeed.
The topic of this story is Balls. Real Balls. Not HA HA Balls – serious balls. Science balls. I know as well as you do that it would be real easy to just throw in a lot of testicle humor and hope for a few cheap laughs, maybe even a high-five or two. But I hope that you appreciate the fact that I took the high-road on this one and just stuck to the balls at hand. I hope you understand that if anything is going to be coming out of my mouth for this story, it’s going to be balls, balls, balls. Blogging can be a real juggling act at times, but rest assured – this time the only thing that I am going to be juggling is balls. Two, perfect balls. Check it out!
This [above picture] is one of the two most perfect spheres ever. Exactly one kilogram—Imperial units be damned forever—smooth to the nearest 0.0000000003 meter (1.18110236 × 10-8 inches), and round to within 0.00000005 meters (1.96850394 × 10-6 inches). They were made using silicon by metrologists from the by Australia’s Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization.
I would sure like to see those balls! Hold them and see how smooth they are. I wonder what they feel like if you roll them together in your hand? Seriously though, I had no idea that until now, July 15th 2009, there were no perfect balls on this planet! Sure, there were OK balls and acceptable balls, I have seen plenty of great looking balls – but even the very best balls were still far from perfect. It’s not like balls are something new. It took this long to get perfect balls? Geeze, balls have been around since the Stone Age! It’s true! I read that after a long, victorious hunt, Cave People used to go back to their cave where they would play with each others balls by the fire to relax. You have to remember that they didn’t have TV back then so a nice set of balls must have been fascinating to early man. Well, it may have taken thousands of years of ball evolution, but we finally did it! Perfect Balls! Way to go us!
If this video had balls they would be hairy and steep with crumpled rubble and bewby traps; thus ultimately impossible to traverse via foot and/or donkey. Don’t act like you have no idea what I’m talking about here people.
This video has BALLS, and we like BALLS. (bewby traps are neat too)
