Men grow beards. Men compete. It should come as no surprise that there is, in fact, a World Beard and Mustache Championship contest. There is. This year, the contest went down in Anchorage, Alaska. Up top there is the winner for the best ‘Full Natural Beard’ (my favorite) and Below you will see Anchorage local David Traver, who won it all to become this year’s World Beard and Mustache Champ. Wow. Way to go. You braided your face pubes. Here’s your prize. Now go get drunk you filthy Alaskan.

Strangely absent from the contest were these lovable beard enthusiasts:

The whole lot of them can be seen here: Telegraph