Bewbs

Massive Explosions in Space Are Awesome

I wanted to write something profound to describe the sensations I’m experiencing when I look at these beautiful space explosions (All of them are real pics taken from the Hubble Telescope). Instead, all I can say is:

SPACE BONER.

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Awesome Bewby Traps Post 2.0

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Here at Most Awesome we can’t get enough Bewby Traps!

Enjoy the pics from all ova the net :)

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No need to thank me, your welcome!

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Yet another awesome image

Megan Fox vs. Angelina Jolie

Sooooooooo let’s see what we have here…

Megan Fox – check
Angelina Jolie – check
M4A1 – check
telescope scope – check
scope for the telescope scope – check
laser – check
shotgun – check
exploding planet – check
X-Wings x3 – check
Starship Enterprise – check
Ninja T-Rex – check
and last but not least…. Bewbs, wonderful awesome bewbs – check

If you have any comments or suggestions for another themostawesomepageintheuniverse original mash up let us know it the comments.

Awesome Bewby Puddin’ Snaxxx!!!

Hungry for Bewby Snax? I know I am, and now I can take my bewby snax on the road and eat em’ whenever I wants. Leave it to the Asians to come up with something this incredibly awesome.  I’d like to shake them around for awhile before I chow down, thus creating a realistic bewby snax experience.

Hit the jump for some one of a kind NSFW puddin’ bewbs-

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Tim + Eric + Zach + Vodka = Glorious Awesome

Huge props to big dog Robin for the tip on these gems here- I guess the story is that Zach Galifianakis got hired by a Vodka company to make a commercial. He said sure, except that he would be granted full creative license and could do anything he wanted. Turns out that he hired Tim and Eric to work on the piece with him, and I must say, this is certified, bonerfied, 100% Top Grade Internet GOLD.

Go after the jump for another-

Thanks to Robin, who enjoys a good Vodka in a Bathrobe anytime.

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I Question Me Love for Anime: But Not Really Though

I felt like a total NERD for about 10 minutes, but then I accepted it and moved on. Anime is definitely a bit on the Nerdy Asian side, but I’ll love it till the day I day for one reason- see it after the jump!

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Korea Understands Good Government

Now this is government at it’s best here people- brawling good times and it seems like nobody gets hurt. WTF is with that? Don’t Asian countries study martial arts anymore?

Next time I expect to see some chops or some jump kicks/nunchuks.

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Nerds Make Moon Girl Music Vid- Me Laffs


Some nerds got together and nerded out all over this music video that they made. I’m a sucker for crappy edits/composite jobs- and this one isn’t so much crappy as it is funny… you decide.

Either way the moon babies are hawt!

The Tron Guy?

WTF this guy wants to fight or what?

Link to his site after the jump-

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Mel Ramos = Classy Nudies for Classy People

So this guy Mel Ramos is a total GEEEnius from the 1970’s who is considered on of the strongest figures of the Modern Art Movement. He makes SUPA FINE art which is totally relevant to bath captain because of this equation:

Fine Art + Nudies + Popular Brands + Bewbs = Awesomeness

If you look closely enough at his work you can see that he is actually painting celebrities. Some of his work is done as a tapestry (he weaves that shit muthafucka) or as paint on tin (like the old tin posters from the 50’s) or as a llithograph (bitches!). I looked at these with my bebe last night- we decided to buy up a bunch of his work and hang it all over our house. This way I’ll have a permaboner, and if it last for more than 4 hours I’ll have to call a doctor.

Too bad most of his work is priceless- or around $1800 for copies. Maybe someday- in the meantime here are a few of my favorites

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Uma Thurman / Lifesavers

Rochelle Welch / Vantage Cigs

Cindy Crawford / Doublemint Gum

Cindy Crawford / Dunkin Donuts

Leticia Casta / McDonalds Fries

Some Asshole Burns Down Topless Coffee Shop


Some dood in Maine decided to burn down a topless coffee shop and should be tried for bewbies treason. How do the lovely people from Maine get topless coffee now?

From CNN: [The Owner] said the coffee shop was doing brisk business in the small town of 4,500. “It’s just been crowds mobbing in,” he said at the time.

How many men/women must go without thier morning bewby and joe? I don’t know how to start my day otherwise. I’m like, baby, don’t burn those bewbs.

Best. Music. Video. that I have seen in 20 Minutes

Parisian Duo “Make The Girl Dance” have perfected the art of the music video, and bewbs, and boners. I made a video like this one time, only instead of Paris, we were in New Jersey, and instead of bewbs, we had chest hair (also censored out).