Because it sucks! Maybe I’m not remembering Superman 4 correctly but this doesn’t seem to make any sense at all. Why is the Geico caveman there? And why did he shave his beard? Is that the point Lex Luther’s trying to make? Being Superman is so easy a Caveman can do it? Because it’s not. Supermaning is super hard work. I know from experience. Doesn’t Gene Hackman look handsome though?
Another one with Superman fighting Not-so-Superman outside a Burger King after the jump if you’re bored enough to keep doing this kind of thing.
Cleavage should never be blocked. Cleavage should be enhanced. That’s why this product makes no sense to me. I know that there are a lot of prudes out there who are scared to death of a good boob canyon (I’m looking at you, Utah), but can’t we all agree that a little cleave’ is a-ok in everyone’s book?
Wha-La! It’s the Wunder Boner! Priceless. Although, it is good to see that one guy from Tremors is getting work.
So, we have been getting a lot of complaints here at the BC that we don’t cater to our female audience enough. Ladies, please… Don’t be like that. You know we love you. That’s why I stayed up all night last night and found this little gem. So girls, here is something for you. Enjoy:
Nice. Very Nice. This is the kind of American can-do innovation that we need more of. See a problem, fix a problem – that’s the American way!
From YouTube via Geekologie