Have you ever been in one of those scenarios where you would literally give your left nut and 50 bucks for a fuckin cheeseburger? For instance, a three-day hiking trip with your vegan girlfriend and her feminist yoga instructor? Or accidentally driving your car into a snowbank and being stranded for a week with nothing to eat but the old french fries from under your drivers seat… This is the burger for those kinds of situations. From the looks of the picture up there you think, “Hey, I just pop open the can and Presto! Jumbo Jack!” Not the case. I did a little research and what I found shouldn’t really surprise you in the least. Take a look at the real Burger in a Can:

Gross? Maybe. Would I eat one? Depends on the situation… Does this look like a McDonald’s Hamburger? Yeah. It does. Gross.

From Cheese-burger.net