I’m not sure what set this guy off at this Burger King in Somewhere, UK but he is PISSED! He throws his drink at the window, then tries to toss his chair through the glass door. Good thing the King was there to throw the invisible clothes-line. Remember, if you’re going to check-swing a chair at a fast food restaurant you should make sure the floor isn’t greasy. Because if you fall on your ass you will end up on the internet. Also, listen to the guy at the end of the video. BWHAHAHA! WTF is he saying?
Awesome, right? You want to see more, right? Good news. There IS more. This is just ONE SCENE from an entire MOVIE about White Gold and his milky quest to save Miss Strawberry Summers from the clutches of some horrible evil milk stealing antagonist. I loved every minute of it. So go get a big plate of cookies and get ready to get your dunk on because milk is cool again.
Because it sucks! Maybe I’m not remembering Superman 4 correctly but this doesn’t seem to make any sense at all. Why is the Geico caveman there? And why did he shave his beard? Is that the point Lex Luther’s trying to make? Being Superman is so easy a Caveman can do it? Because it’s not. Supermaning is super hard work. I know from experience. Doesn’t Gene Hackman look handsome though?
Another one with Superman fighting Not-so-Superman outside a Burger King after the jump if you’re bored enough to keep doing this kind of thing.
Get your photoshops ready because there is a new meme in town. Nic Cage is Everyone. It’s simple… you just cut and paste Nicolas Cage’s face onto the body of some other pop culture icon and *PRESTO* Nic Cage is everyone! Hours of fun.
A few of my favorites after the MORE
It only costs $5,000 and doesn’t really do anything that a normal PS3 can’t do… but its made of GOLD. You know who would like this for Christmas?
Ok. I am sick and tired of the rest of the world kicking our asses at EVERYTHING! Japan, I’m looking at you. You have better schools, sure I’m fine with that. More fuel efficient and affordable vehicles? Fine, take it. Better health care and job security? Whatever – it’s yours. Small, subservient women who look awesome in catholic girl uniforms? I want that, but I guess you had it first so keep it. But more awesomer LEGO skills? Uh- No. This is where I draw the line. This thing that you’ve engineered here is way too awesome! You have to smash it now! Can’t you just build a shitty looking house or a crappy air plane or something for once? You built A folding dojo that turns into a LEGO box? Seriously? You never quit, do you? Just take my dreams while you’re at it. ONLY IN JAPAN!
Wii Tennis
That is a big horse.
Actually, I didn’t have it locked.
The nice thing about these practice katana’s…
Uh-oh.
That’s why I drive a Hummer.
Leaps six babies in a single bound!
Funktionide Part II from eltopo on Vimeo.
Have you recently been dumped? Are you feeling Lonely? Are you as depressed and desperate as this guy and willing to spoon with a big white blob in order to escape the painful fact that no one will ever love you? If so, then today’s your day. We’ve seen some pretty funny Girl Friend or Boy Friend replacements in the past, but this takes things to a new level of weird. The shape changing blob. If it grew boobs, I would buy one.
I love crappy documentaries that showcase how f’d up some people can be. Especially when those f’d up people happen to be bible thumping southerners who are all trying to win a new Nissan Pick-Up truck by keeping their hand on it the longest. I need to find this movie ASAP.
Also – This is our 500th Post! Woot! Woo!
Would you look at this? I’m sure that this guy thought he was being really cute programming his computer to repetitively open and close its CD-ROM tray to rock his kid to sleep but do you think he ever stopped to think of the consequences? No. You probably don’t know anything about psychology, but I got a B- in Psych101 *ahem*, so I can tell you that this kid is going to grow with a lot of problems. Can you say robot sympathizer with a really twisted CD-ROM fetish? This is why nerds shouldn’t be aloud to have kids.
