You better watch this, these guys are so amateur. I bet the girl they ran over probably dropped about 10 LOL Biscuits before the couch slammed back into the dudes. Maybe.
This may even make it to our Classics Reel. I mean… Wow, if I was in Indiana I would totally buy some Furniture. This guy is a genius! Just look on Youtube and he has tons of these shitty gems!
via HolyTaco
I find it really interesting that this video has a laugh track, but hey everyone likes watching people get hurt! Hard to find videos like this?
“Luckily, there’s the Found Footage Festival, which is a film fest that screens exactly these types of videos (among other things).”
Enjoy! But remember Safety 1st people!
I hope everyone had a great 4th. I know I did. Now that it’s Monday I decided to post some of the worst fight scenes I could find. Because that is what I feel like doing today.
We’ll keep and eye out for you.
Shatner.
This guy doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
OK. Do you ever see inventions being advertised on TV and your all like, “Damn! I totally invented that years ago!” Well that is what happened to me when I saw the Pee Pack. It’s a well know fact that pee is GREAT for your skin. Aside from making it smell like piss; It also turns it yellow and spongy. Who doesn’t want that? That’s right. Well ALL want that. My advice? Save the money and just use Ziploc’s. They work great. In closing, I just wanted to scream to the heavens that Ben Kaplan is a gorgeous man that makes me question my sexuality. Just look at him.
Why? Because I can. That used to be the American motto. But it seems that more and more the Japanese have taken the lead in awesome innovations. We give them the car and the modern bulldozer, they give us this:
Look at that! Is it pretty? No. Is it practical? No. Efficient? Certainly not. Is it AWESOME? You bet your sweet ass it is! Just watch this baby in action:
Look how happy that guy is! Like a dog with a bone. Who’s going to build me one? Any takers?
Pink Tentacle via Gizmodo
Sometimes the best seat in the house is the last place you want to be…
Photo Credits:
Shipment of Fail
Ingamenow
Funny Games
Zimbio
As you can see by this informative video cat nip – or ‘nip’ as it’s referred to on the streets – is no laughing matter. Sure, it may seem like a casual and social drug – I’m sure that a sniff of ‘nip’ here and there is fine – but it’s a slippery slope. Before you know it you end up like these poor pussies… just look at them. So stoned they can’t even walk! Chasing invisible mice, foaming at the mouth… It’s so sad. So sad. And yet I can’t help but laugh.
Wha-La! It’s the Wunder Boner! Priceless. Although, it is good to see that one guy from Tremors is getting work.
Apparently, the genetic scientists in Thailand have been busy at work and have finally managed to successfully splice the genes from two separate species! In an unprecedented procedure, Thailand has managed to blend together the casual sexiness of the Great Panda with the majestic good looks and docile demeanor of the Elephant! l, for one, am very excited by this event. One question though… Why only one ass? SHERRY – Get me one ticket to Thailand! I leave TONIGHT!
From DailyMail:
It is a desperate cry – or rather a very loud trumpet – for attention.
These elephants were painted black and white to look like the pandas who have stolen all their fans.
The elephant is Thailand’s national symbol, but the country has gone panda-crazy since the birth of a female panda cub to pandas Lin Hui and Xuang Xuang at Chiang Mai zoo in Bangkok.
What do you mean it’s only paint? Paint? Why the fuck would you paint an Elephant? SHERRY – Cancel my flight to Thailand! It was just paint.
Found it HERE
That’s right folks, on this day in 1973 the first *beep* ever was heard in a grocery store here on planet Earth. Now the little PEW PEW’s are in every supermarket on the Globe. Soon, we will all have these lovely little bastards tattooed on our foreheads or something but until then lets all take a moment to appreciate just how awesome the Bar Code really is.
A Haiku:
Upon Mountain Top
Watch as Birds Soar High
The Pressure Builds
Cheeks Above Water
Anticipate the Cool Splash
Soothing Tissues Touch
Plop Plop Plop
Hear the Water Flush
The Eagle Cries
Haiku by SoapScum. Pic from hahakiri - I would kill for this toilet.
These are Awesome. I found them at SwissMiss, but they are made by Irina Block and I must say I am impressed. I have a few friends right now who could be in the market for a couple of these here buttons. If they could afford them. You know who you are. Ben. Nate. I’m looking at you. A couple of unemployed girl scouts. Here are your badges, fellas. come and get em… One for every month you been… oh wait… there isn’t enough to go around. Good news, though… she prints custom resume t-shirts! Maybe that will help. We’ll see. (pssst. I’m not holding my breath)
Product Page [irinablok]
Yea, See? I’m Wiener Shoot’s McGee, See? Give me any guff and I’ll paint your wiener red, See? Or yeller! Either way, I’m Wiener Shoot’s McGee and I’m the guy at the BBQ acting like a 1930’s gangster because I found this Awesome Condiment Gun on the interwebs and it’s made me the life of the party, See? Yeah, you’ll see. You’ll see.
Awesome.
From Youtube Thanks to Josh H. For the Tip
