Ninja Bunnies Mega HO!!! WTF. There are so many Internet Phenomena out there that still surprise me…But hey who the hell doesn’t like Ninja Bunnies? I was actually doing some regular Ninja research because I karate chop shit all the time and because I broke my hand trying to chop a salad for din din, Ninjas get hungry too you know.
I gave that salad a letter “H”! Next time it needs a “Q”.
Wow you can even keep up @ NinjaBunny.com
More random pics after -
This image has nothing to do with this except it's sweet and she's a Ninja
QUESTIONABLE Craigslist Ninja Ad –>
$600 sweet dudes? (capitol hill)
Date: 2009-08-07, 1:24PM PDT
cool bro looking for mutual bros for our bro-ings around town. must know sweet ninja moves for home defense, ownership of boats a plus
FUNNY Craigslist Ninja Ad –>
Ninja seeks others
Date: 2005-03-31, 10:31PM EST
Mid-20’s, attractive male ninja seeks others for good times. I’m looking for other ninjas, male or female, to hang out and fight crime. Technically, I guess ninjas actually commit crimes. Samurais fight crime but ninjas are so much cooler looking. So we’ll just fight crime if that’s cool with you.
We can do other stuff besides hang out and fight crime. We can grab the occasional slice. Drink a tasty brew or two or three. I’m a musician in a band and we could really use a singer. We play rock music. So far we’ve been jamming on late 60’s/early 70’s rock standsrds. Led Zeppelin, Cream, Sabbath, etc. When we rock, we don’t dress like ninjas. You don’t have to wear your costume if you don’t want to except when we hang out.
It will be so cool hanging out with other ninjas. I’ve included a picture of myself. (In real life, I’m much more buff but it’s kind of hard to draw with MS Paint.) If you recognize me, please don’t give away my secret identity. I can’t take all the drama from my non-ninjafriends and family. They just don’t understand what it’s like to be a ninja.
*Thanks to Amanda for the Gay Ninjas find
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Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can’t stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude’s feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and the ninja starts wailing ever harder (if that’s even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.
END
-I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!
REAL ULTIMATE POWER <——– Please for the love of God, go to this website and read the entire thing. If you haven’t yet- you need to be schooled in the internets- reading the Official Ninja Webpage will do so. This old time web classic has provided genuine lol biscuits to generations of internetters.