Ninja Bunnies  Mega HO!!!  WTF.  There are so many Internet Phenomena out there that still surprise me…But hey who the hell doesn’t like Ninja Bunnies?  I was actually doing some regular Ninja research because I karate chop shit all the time and because I broke my hand trying to chop a salad for din din, Ninjas get hungry too you know.

I gave that salad a letter “H”!  Next time it needs a “Q”.

Wow you can even keep up @ NinjaBunny.com

More random pics after -

FUCK YEAH JAPAN! I’m so excited right now I’m pooping rainbow colors. This is the a live action film from acclaimed Anime director Oshii who obviously has huge ballz. I’ll bet his ballz are chromed and make *clink* *clink* noises when he walks, instead of *mush* *mush* like mine do.

This image has nothing to do with this except it's sweet and she's a Ninja

QUESTIONABLE Craigslist Ninja Ad –>

$600 sweet dudes? (capitol hill)

Date: 2009-08-07, 1:24PM PDT

cool bro looking for mutual bros for our bro-ings around town. must know sweet ninja moves for home defense, ownership of boats a plus

FUNNY Craigslist Ninja Ad –>

Ninja seeks others

Date: 2005-03-31, 10:31PM EST

Mid-20’s, attractive male ninja seeks others for good times. I’m looking for other ninjas, male or female, to hang out and fight crime. Technically, I guess ninjas actually commit crimes. Samurais fight crime but ninjas are so much cooler looking. So we’ll just fight crime if that’s cool with you.

We can do other stuff besides hang out and fight crime. We can grab the occasional slice. Drink a tasty brew or two or three. I’m a musician in a band and we could really use a singer. We play rock music. So far we’ve been jamming on late 60’s/early 70’s rock standsrds. Led Zeppelin, Cream, Sabbath, etc. When we rock, we don’t dress like ninjas. You don’t have to wear your costume if you don’t want to except when we hang out.

It will be so cool hanging out with other ninjas. I’ve included a picture of myself. (In real life, I’m much more buff but it’s kind of hard to draw with MS Paint.) If you recognize me, please don’t give away my secret identity. I can’t take all the drama from my non-ninjafriends and family. They just don’t understand what it’s like to be a ninja.

*Thanks to Amanda for the Gay Ninjas find

BONUS ! = Hit the JUMP if you want to read a real random crazy Biotch NINJAs creepy craigslist Ad

or visit – BEST of Craigslist if you can’t get enough

Woman Who Loves NINJAS!

you were buying:

donuts (package of six; powdered)

mineral or spring water (approx. 32 ounces or 750 ml in case youre european)

ciggeretes (hey they were lights! we all know that the full flavor ones are deadly but lights are filled with granola and herbs!)

I said “going to kick back and watch some ninjas movies eh?”

“what??”, you said.

Then I said: “thats the stuff i buy when im going to relax in front of a ninja movie”

you said: “hmm.”

Do you like ninjas, i asked.

Not really you said, but i could tell you were being cagey, just to make sure i was really a fan of ninjas and not some ninja poser.

Then you hurried out of the store with your bag, i followed you and when you started running i knew you were just testing my stamina and ninja locating powers. Im fast as shit huh? At the company picnic i hit a home run and then ran and caught it.

Then you jumped in your ninja mobile and since i walked to the store (its close to my house) my ninjamobile was a good distance away and my locating powers arent that superior yet to find you with that kind of head start.

So i was thinking youre probably regretting being so presumptious to think that my ninjamobile was nearby or that i had a grappling hook and could throw it at your car, i mean you ruined a good thing baby.
So heres your second chance, email me ok?

Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Robert and I can’t stop thinking about ninjas.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

A ninja is sleeping at his house.  Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song.  Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock.  The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building.  When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him.  (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.)  There will be a close up of the dude’s feet sticking out from under the building.  The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure.  Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar.  Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and the ninja starts wailing ever harder (if that’s even possible).  Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.

END

-I thought of this script right before bedtime.  I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!

REAL ULTIMATE POWER <——– Please for the love of God, go to this website and read the entire thing. If you haven’t yet- you need to be schooled in the internets- reading the Official Ninja Webpage will do so. This old time web classic has provided genuine lol biscuits to generations of internetters.