This guy is my hero. When people get ready for Halloween, most of them worry more about how sexy slutty they get to look (yes you ladies) or how tough and funny (thats right fellas). This guy had a much better idea- I’ll just build something that I could potentially go on a killing frenzy with, so that nobody will try and steal my candy, no not this year you mean bullies!
Megan Fox: “Hey Shia, Do you want to slap my Awesome Bewbies around for a while?”
Shia LeBeouf: NO, No? NONONONO. NO! No! NO!NO!NO!NO!
Megan Fox: Oh, sorry. I didn’t realize you were rehearsing.
Shia LeBeouf: It’s Ok. You’re hot and stupid. Now lets see those boobs!
See, I could have written Transformers.
Thanks BEN Q. for the hot lead. Good luck with the Pyramid Scheme
That’s our main man Mario, jumping on a USB Drive. These are rad. I hear that for every 100GB you transfer using one of these you get an extra life. Think of the possibilities! You move like 10 adult videos from your PC to your Laptop and you can go jump off the roof of your garage without your homemade squirrel suit! Transfer, transfer, transfer *1UP*, then go ahead and twitter in the bathtub – ZAP! – you don’t care if it kills you cauze you got like 99 lives from all that transferring! Available in most of the best characters.
…All with 4GB storage, we have Mario, Shroom, Goomba, Koopa, and the Mario question mark (which is actually a USB extender). There used to be a Luigi too, but perhaps he got sold.
The USB sticks are all $55 and the extender is $19.
From Forevergeek
