Link to Official Douch Bag Name Generator

*SPOILER ALERT!  No matter what you put in it says your name back to you.

“Douch Bag Name Generator” = bunch of BS.

If your going to move on such a good idea why FAKE it!  These guys are the real Douch bags.

Oh!  Look I found an image of the guys who made this interweb crap.

Finally someone over at NASA got the right idea and gave the go-ahead to start bombing the shiat out of the Moon. I, for one, think this is the greatest giant leap for man kind yet. The purpose of the bombing is to blast a giant ass crater (5 Miles Wide!)  into the crust and peak inside to see if there is any H2O lying around.  Of course,  some Moon sypathizers are all bent out of shape because they are convinced that bombing our closest celestrial neighbor will be considered an act of war and, I quote, “Moon bombing is a hostile act by NASA against known extraterrestrial civilizations and settlements on the moon…” Hold on… Wait a minute… known extraterrestrial civilizations? On the Moon? Alright, I give up. Here’s some of the article from examiner.com:

The planned October 9, 2009 bombing of the moon by a NASA orbiter that will bomb the moon with a 2-ton kinetic weapon to create a 5 mile wide deep crater as an alleged water-seeking and lunar colonization experiment, is contrary to space law prohibiting environmental modification of celestial bodies.  The NASA moon bombing, a component of the LCROSS mission, may also trigger conflict with known extraterrestrial civilizations on the moon as reported on the moon in witnessed statements by U.S. astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and in witnessed statements to NSA (National Security Agency) photos and documents regarding an extraterrestrial base on the dark side of the moon.

Space Law? Are the Space Cops going to come and arrest our planet if we break the Space Law? The whole article is here.

When you dream of the cars of the future, what do you see? Sleek, sexy, aerodynamic vehicles wizzing through the air? Wrong. This is it! The Future of transportation! The Dream Car 123!

Check out his vision:

Original text from the auction page:

Zanis plans to make the pyramid shaped Dream Car 123 go over 250mph in a Tunnel from city to city. Right now Greg has made a prototype that goes about 15 to 20 and may go up to 40 down hill. The prototype is what you see in the videos here on there on the website. We want to make the real car someday right now we are looking for investors. This renewable energy car can be charge in a solar tower garage made for the car. The garage will have a wind turbine to turn wind and sunbeams into usable electricity that will charge the batteries insane the tower. Then the towel using all green energy can be used to charge your car and power your home.

250 mph huh? Well I guess hitting 40 downhill is a start. Let’s be honest here. This guy is not an inventor, he has not created anything new. He just built a pyramid out of gold tin foil and strapped it to his kids go-kart. Now he parades around town, like an asshole, telling everyone that he has invented the future car that will change the world; All the while, dooming his poor children into lives of outcastdom and forced celibacy for the duration of their high school lives… Although, you do have to admit. It’s kinda Awesome.

If you want to buy it, here is a link to the auction. The starting bid is only a scant 10 large. No other bidders at this point. Via Random Good Stuff