Tag Archives: transformers

The Bear Cavalry is Internet Gold

By Bath Captain | Published: August 26, 2009

OMG Awesome.  I was first introduced to the concept of “Bear Cavalry” on Highdeas -Bear Cavalry
“why didnt we ever domesticate the bear? 7 feet tall, 500 lbs. seems like a no brainer imagine being at the bottom of a hill with 50 soldiers on horses, and then seeing 20 guys coming down the hill on [...]

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First Place Mega Awkward Award

By Bath Captain | Published: August 26, 2009
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Yet another awesome image

By Bath Captain | Published: August 7, 2009

Sooooooooo let’s see what we have here…
Megan Fox – check
Angelina Jolie – check
M4A1 – check
telescope scope – check
scope for the telescope scope – check
laser – check
shotgun – check
exploding planet – check
X-Wings x3 – check
Starship Enterprise – check
Ninja T-Rex – check
and last but not least…. Bewbs, wonderful awesome bewbs – check
If you have any comments [...]

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Shia LeBeouf in ‘Just say NO’

By SoapScum | Published: July 9, 2009

Megan Fox: “Hey Shia, Do you want to slap my Awesome Bewbies around for a while?”
Shia LeBeouf: NO, No? NONONONO. NO! No! NO!NO!NO!NO!
Megan Fox: Oh, sorry. I didn’t realize you were rehearsing.
Shia LeBeouf: It’s Ok. You’re hot and stupid. Now lets see those boobs!
See, I could have written Transformers.
Thanks BEN Q. for the hot [...]

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Awesome Car!

By Bath Captain | Published: July 7, 2009

I bumped into this crazy creation whilst getting party snax for Bath Captain’s 4th.  I really wonder what it’s like driving such a nasty concoction.  I bet the babes line up for a ride in this beast.

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Summer Movies Meet Real Life

By SoapScum | Published: July 6, 2009

This summer, just like every summer before it, looks to be full of really shitty awesome movies. So I came up with a little game! Horray! Guess the Movie! These pictures each represent one of the many many shitty movies coming out this summer, to find the answer just mouse over the picture – No [...]

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Nice. Man Builds Replica Bumble Bee from Transformers

By SoapScum | Published: June 19, 2009

At first I was like, “Naw – that ain’t it”. Then, I remembered what the Transformers used to look like before Micheal Bay got his greasy little mitts on em’. Then I was like, “Yeah – that’s the one”. Remember? Bumble Bee wasn’t always a fancy Camaro, dude. He used to be a lame-ass Volkswagen! [...]

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I’d Render That: Megan Fox is Entirely CGI.

By SoapScum | Published: June 12, 2009

There you have it, folks! This exclusive footage from behind the scenes of the new Transformers flick reveals something that I have assumed for some time now… Megan Fox is FAKE. I knew that no Earth Girl could ever really be that hot. Don’t get me wrong, this puny planet has some 9’s a few [...]

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Real Life Transmorphers: Transmorphing Real Life

By SoapScum | Published: June 8, 2009

If you’re anything like me (dream on whimp) then the thought of shape-shifting, killer origami robots is enough to make you shit the bed at night. Apparently, over at the Pentagon, technology like this is the kind of thing boners are made of:
Even by the standards of the Pentagon fringe science arm, this project sounds [...]

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