OMG Awesome. I was first introduced to the concept of “Bear Cavalry” on Highdeas -Bear Cavalry
“why didnt we ever domesticate the bear? 7 feet tall, 500 lbs. seems like a no brainer imagine being at the bottom of a hill with 50 soldiers on horses, and then seeing 20 guys coming down the hill on grizzly bears.”
Wow. Now on my search for more Bear Cavalry internet gold I came across some AWESOME BEAR CAVALRY pics. Lots of people talking crap on bear cavalry too.
Check em out after the more –>
Sooooooooo let’s see what we have here…
Megan Fox – check
Angelina Jolie – check
M4A1 – check
telescope scope – check
scope for the telescope scope – check
laser – check
shotgun – check
exploding planet – check
X-Wings x3 – check
Starship Enterprise – check
Ninja T-Rex – check
and last but not least…. Bewbs, wonderful awesome bewbs – check
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Megan Fox: “Hey Shia, Do you want to slap my Awesome Bewbies around for a while?”
Shia LeBeouf: NO, No? NONONONO. NO! No! NO!NO!NO!NO!
Megan Fox: Oh, sorry. I didn’t realize you were rehearsing.
Shia LeBeouf: It’s Ok. You’re hot and stupid. Now lets see those boobs!
See, I could have written Transformers.
Thanks BEN Q. for the hot lead. Good luck with the Pyramid Scheme
I bumped into this crazy creation whilst getting party snax for Bath Captain’s 4th. I really wonder what it’s like driving such a nasty concoction. I bet the babes line up for a ride in this beast.
This summer, just like every summer before it, looks to be full of really shitty awesome movies. So I came up with a little game! Horray! Guess the Movie! These pictures each represent one of the many many shitty movies coming out this summer, to find the answer just mouse over the picture – No cheating!
1. Hint: They’re back, and nuttier than ever!
2. Hint: This summer sequel didn’t even bother to change the plot line from the first movie…
3. Hint: They used to be real American hero’s…
4. Hint: Spoiler Alert! He’s full blood gay.
5. Hint: This Movie Blows Robo-Balls
6. Hint: NAMBLA member kidnaps a boyscout and goes sky sailing…
All Pictures from Google Images.
At first I was like, “Naw – that ain’t it”. Then, I remembered what the Transformers used to look like before Micheal Bay got his greasy little mitts on em’. Then I was like, “Yeah – that’s the one”. Remember? Bumble Bee wasn’t always a fancy Camaro, dude. He used to be a lame-ass Volkswagen! See:
and
This reminded me how much I used to love the Cartoon Transformers. The new one’s make me seizure all over the place. F-U Micheal Bay. You ruined my childhood.
From The Daily Stab
There you have it, folks! This exclusive footage from behind the scenes of the new Transformers flick reveals something that I have assumed for some time now… Megan Fox is FAKE. I knew that no Earth Girl could ever really be that hot. Don’t get me wrong, this puny planet has some 9’s a few 10’s and even a couple of 11’s running around… but a girl like Megan Fox? From Earth? Come on! You’re Dreaming…
From YouTube
If you’re anything like me (dream on whimp) then the thought of shape-shifting, killer origami robots is enough to make you shit the bed at night. Apparently, over at the Pentagon, technology like this is the kind of thing boners are made of:
Even by the standards of the Pentagon fringe science arm, this project sounds far-out: “programmable matter” that can be ordered to “self-assemble or alter their shape, perform a function and then disassemble themselves.” But researchers backed by Darpa are actually making progress on this incredible goal, Henry Kenyon at Signal magazine reports.
One day, that could lead to “morphing aircraft and ground vehicles, uniforms that can alter themselves to be comfortable in any climate, and ’soft’ robots that flow like mercury through small openings to enter caves and bunker complexes.” A soldier could even reach into a can of unformed goop, and order up a custom-made tool or a “universal spare part.”
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Shape shifting blow-up sex dolls! Just when you convinced yourself that you’re bedding some hot red head from the bar who will never talk to you *BAM* Leonard Nimoy! Maybe the future won’t be so bad after all…
Fringe Science? I thought that was the stuff of science fiction and bad TV shows!
This from Wired
