This is a $119 VICTORINOX 59593 Swiss Army 2GB Laser Pointer Jump Drive that will kill mad badgers (if your Chuck Norris), store those classified documents, and PEW some laser for a presentation.

Someone really used their noggin on this one.

Also,

look at this $99 Luke Skywalker (Episode VI) Stunt Lightsaber Replica,

That’s our main man Mario, jumping on a USB Drive. These are rad. I hear that for every 100GB you transfer using one of these you get an extra life. Think of the possibilities! You move like 10 adult videos from your PC to your Laptop and you can go jump off the roof of your garage without your homemade squirrel suit! Transfer, transfer, transfer *1UP*, then go ahead and twitter in the bathtub – ZAP! – you don’t care if it kills you cauze you got like 99 lives from all that transferring! Available in most of the best characters.

…All with 4GB storage, we have Mario, Shroom, Goomba, Koopa, and the Mario question mark (which is actually a USB extender). There used to be a Luigi too, but perhaps he got sold.

The USB sticks are all $55 and the extender is $19.

From Forevergeek