This is a $119 VICTORINOX 59593 Swiss Army 2GB Laser Pointer Jump Drive that will kill mad badgers (if your Chuck Norris), store those classified documents, and PEW some laser for a presentation.
Someone really used their noggin on this one.
Also,
look at this $99 Luke Skywalker (Episode VI) Stunt Lightsaber Replica,

Believe it or not, this is a real photo taken of the skies above Norway last night. Eye witness from all over the land of strangely named towns reported seeing this amazing and mysterious spectacle. Theories range from the CERN LHC creating an earth sucking black hole, to an arrant Russian missile, but I think I know what’s REALLY going on here…
I know an obscure Coneheads reference when I see one. Well played, Norway, well played indeed.
More pictures and the whole story from the Daily Mail HERE
Not only is this the best commercial I’ve ever seen, it’s also the worst. How is something that makes you need to puke also supposed to make you want to eat noodles? Seriously, WTF did I just watch? Did I really just see some dude with a cheese head *PEW-PEW* curry sauce into some girls noodle bowl? Yes. Yes I did. Only in Japan!
I woke up feeling great this morning and eager to post some fun stuff. Instead, I’m going to post these pictures of Bowling teams, because I DO WHAT I WANT. And I’m bitter that nobody ever asked me to join a bowling team this year. Is it because my arms are too massive?

Hit the jump for more Bowling Team Classics!

It’s gong to be hard to drink punch

Duh like you didn’t already know that silly.
I think this all sound fun like Garden Shower party time!
“Eco-thinkers have come up with an amazing new way to create drinking water – by putting plants in the bottom of a shower. Designers Jun Yasumoto, Vincent Vandenbrouk, Olivier Pigasse, and Alban Le Henry came up with the concept when looking for new ways to recycle precious H2O.”
I know good style when I see it- obviously! I look in the mirror like everyday so I’m used to pwning the fashion world my bathroom. At least I thought so, until I found Gina’s Awesome Crochet on the internet and I’s like DAYMN. There ain’t no better Crochet’er this side of the Mississippi- check out these super dope tight threads.
Hit the jump for more badass crochet-

This shit is old news (yesterday, hello!!! get with the program!) but I still wanted an excuse to post this dope Mickey/Venom drawing.
Here’s to Spiderman singing ditties with Hannah Montana and the Jonas Bros. *sigh*
Been hitting up Tecmo Super Bowl again lately, ballin’ it up 80’s style. Once you get it down, you can use Bo Jackson and just run circles around everybody for hours on end. Twenty+ years later the game still pwns, and so do these videos here. I love that these exist, my day just got VERY bright
Click on READ MORE for more Tecmo Super Bowl style revisions of Classic Super Bowl moments!
This guy is my hero. When people get ready for Halloween, most of them worry more about how sexy slutty they get to look (yes you ladies) or how tough and funny (thats right fellas). This guy had a much better idea- I’ll just build something that I could potentially go on a killing frenzy with, so that nobody will try and steal my candy, no not this year you mean bullies!

Is it more amazing that one of these pictures exist, or even more awesome that two of them do? Discuss.

No comment. probably NSFW. ….WTF?

This is from Japanator from April 09. –>
“I really wasn’t expecting this at all, but this (might) be great news. Fox acquires the feature film rights for the hugely successful Japanese anime property Code Geass. If that wasn’t good enough, Fox confirmed that this film will be two films in total; one for each season, I suppose. Fox was so high on acquiring the material that Fox Filmed Entertainment chairman Nikolai Delphiki flew to Japan about a month ago to meet with Ichirō Ōkouchi and the property’s publisher, Sunrise, to confirm the studio’s commitment to the project and hammer out some of the details. One of these details they hammered out was casting; they don’t have all the actors yet, but they did pick the one that counts.
Hugh Laurie will be playing the star role of Lelouch Lamperouge in both films. He seems a little old for this role, but I don’t think that is going to hamper his performance. Seriously, what other actor can bring out the intensity of Lelouch better than him? Other than Sean Connery.
The reason behind this acquisition was that last year, “Code Geass” was ranked as the year’s top item of interest on Lycos searches, topping Britney Spears, Nintendo Wii and Osama bin Laden, and has become the most popular searched term in the history of the Lycos Top 50. That sounds great and all, but let’s hope Fox can pull this off. Maybe they will learn from the Dragon Ball movie and actually stick to the source material! Lelouch better not be a martial arts master, or I’ll have a rebellion of my own!”
The Hugh Laurie part was a joke right? Please not another abomination like Dragon Ball. *Sob*
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