(312): I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star…

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